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Godzilla doing a flying kick

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Why am I posting a video of Godzilla doing a flying kick?

Perhaps because it represents what the world would collectively like to do to a psuedo-anthropomorphized manifestation of BP?

Or what I would like to do drunk college kids yelling out their car windows?

Or what Jesus would like to do to Satan (Satan is evil)?

All reasonable possibilities. But . . . no.

The fact of the matter is, it’s Sunday evening. Tomorrow we have to work. And this is a video of Godzilla doing a fucking flying kick. Enjoy.

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Four Things That Should Have Ended Sooner

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Even die-hard tennis fans (do those exist?) grew a little weary watching this week’s record-breaking tennis match between John Isner of the U.S. and Nicolas Mahut of France.

After 11 hours and five minutes, Isner finally brought home the win late Thursday night, along with blistered pinky toes, a sore shoulder, and some sizeable pit stains.

Despite the happy ending, Isner’s borderline-eternal match got us thinking about other stuff that should have ended sooner.

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Tony Hayward Gets A Five-Finger Sandwich From Stephen Colbert

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Don’t make Stephen Colbert angry or things might get ugly.

Colbert unleashed his inner Incredible Hulk last night on The Colbert Report when he handed BP CEO Tony Hayward (played by an actor) a beating.

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Oil Spilled In BP Gulf Coast Disaster Could Power A Moped To Uranus

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The tragedy happening in the Gulf of Mexico right now is terrible. Every day more and more oil leaks out.

The New York Times suggests 35 million gallons of oil has already flowed into the ocean. When Handshake saw this number, we thought, “Hey, we should find a way to represent that.” Originally, we thought we’d make a post called Moped to the Moon.

Then we thought, “Hey, maybe we can do Moped to Mars.

And then we did the math. Man were we wrong.

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