Posts with the tag "Predator"
The greatest piece of action-schlock ever made — Commando, wherein Arnold Schwarzenegger takes out an entire island of bad guys and also rams a hollow steel rod through his arch-enemy/former friend’s chest — has been turned into a musical.
Broadway: you must purchase the rights to this. It would be the only musical I would ever pay to see.
Predators hits theaters in just two days. Like every movie involving this bad-ass alien culture that has come out since the original Predator in 1987, this progression will serve as a regression for the series — in other words, it will suck.
Why? Well, the plot here involves the Predators abducting a group of earth-dwelling warriors including a Yakuza gang member, Black Ops operative, and other assorted violent human beings, and dumping them onto an alien planet. Home-field advantage — Predators.