Posts with the tag "Splice sucks"
Handshake has finally taken the plunge. We watched Splice.
The conclusion? Through various scientific methods and arcane divination tools, we have determined that Splice is the creepiest goddamn thing ever in existence. And not scary creepy. More like “I need to go wash my eyes out with lye to get out the creepy” kind of creepy.
Below, Handshake gives some brief guidelines for any future filmmakers intent on making a Splice like movie.