Three Reasons The Bachelor: The Videogame Won’t Work
As if the world of reality television wasn’t disturbing enough already, Nintendo Wii and Warner Brothers have partnered up for the July 2010 release of The Bachelor: The Videogame.
This, however, is not one of them.
Here are three reasons the game won’t sell:
1) Desperate girls watch TV. They don’t buy or play video games.
2) It’s more fun laughing at the real thing than watching their avatars make beady, digitally enhanced, googly eyes at each other.
3) Hot tub scenes with real people are hot. Video game girls that look like bobble heads in a bikini are not.
What should we fear next? Bachelor figurines and dolls?